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5 rules for men to live by and have a happy life
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know one another.


Glowing older
If he or she grows older, three things will set him or her.
One is that it becomes difficult to read a small character.
The second is that forgetfulness becomes severe.
The third is that it is not known somehow.


Maybe
A woman calls My Baby the child whom she bore.
A male also wants to call it My Baby similarly.
However, when she does not remember the partner, he does not know whether a baby is his child.
In such a case, he can say, "Maybe"